Isteriku Liza

Isteriku Liza...



"Abang ni, pakai tu elok-elok la sikit," kata Liza lembut sambil membetulkan pakaian Usin. Usin tersenyum memandang isterinya."Cantik isteri abang hari ni," Usin mencubit pipi Liza lembut. "Ayah, ayah, cepat la yah," Farah dan Adi meluru masuk ke bilik kerana dah tak sabar-sabar nak bertolak pulang ke kampung. "Yelah, yelah, ayah dah siap ni." Liza hanya tersenyum melihat

Lawak 18SX : Bagaimana kamu lakukannya?

Seorang gadis menjadi pelacur tetapi tidak mahu neneknya tahu.

Satu hari satu gerombolan pelacur ditangkap termasuklah gadis itu. Polis meminta pelacur-pelacur itu membuat satu garisan lurus. Semua beratur. Tiba- tiba muncul nenek tua kepada gadis itu jalan bongkok-bongkok dan setelah melihat cucunya berbaris dia bertanya: "Kenapa kamu berbaris di sini?"

Cucu pula untuk menghalang neneknya

Seks berkualiti dengan bersikap romantik

Romantik faktor seks berkualiti

Hubungan seks perlu berlangsung dalam keadaan yang rela, suka sama suka. Barulah kenikmatan dapat di kecapi. Tetapi, kebanyakan pasangan suami isteri masa kini melakukan seks tidak sepenuh hati. Mungkin kerana penat dengan kerja atau terlalu mengejar masa.

Usah begitu kerana ia benar-benar boleh mengganggu keharmonian perkahwinan yang dibina. Kehidupan seks

Husband and Wife Jokes

Husband and Wife Jokes



A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have intercourse without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter.



One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter".



The child told her mother what her dad said, and her mom responded, "Tell

Married Jokes

A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his face while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes.

The cowboy said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room."

She replied, "I'm married and my